Monthly Archives: October 2012

Obamaphone III

There’s no particular reason why I chose this week to ridicule the Obamaphone (or rant over 4% of Americans getting “free” phones!).  Apparently I hit upon a timely topic. Who knew I’d write about anything popular during the crucial “mainstream … Continue reading

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Soda Response III

I guess it just goes to show; we have empirical evidence that the people who live in New York City are lardasses and lesser beings who cannot think clearly enough to feed themselves. It’s a wonder they’re allowed to walk the streets lest they get lost and start crying. Continue reading

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Obamaphone II

A recent post (Free Gas Versus Free Phone) is still resonating in my head.  I have another thought about the Obamaphone lady. You may recall the kerfluffle when Mitt Romney said that 47% of the electorate simply wouldn’t vote for … Continue reading

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They are the 4%: Obamaphone I

I’ve got a plan for the next time someone bitches at me about politics because I’m a rich, privileged, wanker who can’t understand their special grievance and the ninth level of hell that is being so broke you can’t afford the iPhone 5. I’m going to ask if their cell phone is a “free” government “Obamaphone”. If it is I’m going to scream “I am the 96%” and kick them in the balls. Continue reading

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Free Gas Versus Free Phone

[Warning political ramblings: feel free to tune out for a while and come back when I’m under hawk attack again] Back in 2008 I watched a video with Peggy Joseph.  In 2011 I revisited it with How’s That Working Out … Continue reading

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Despite Evidence To The Contrary, I Am Not Crazy (Part III)

The turkey let out a sound exactly like Gilbert Godfrey having a heart attack. Continue reading

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Despite Evidence To The Contrary, I Am Not Crazy (Part II)

We did three rotations like that. Rooster scampering like death was after him. Death orbiting me in a real life demonstration of flying prowess. Me waving my arms and gibbering like an idiot. Continue reading

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Let The Excuses Begin

I’m avoiding most political media.  Why?  Because it’s election season with a D in the office and Bullshit, when concentrated in unacceptably high levels, is bad for your health. That’s why I deliberately scheduled something more pleasant (a proctology exam) … Continue reading

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Despite Evidence To The Contrary, I Am Not Crazy

Here’s what my neighbor would have seen yesterday. Assuming, of course, I had neighbors, which I don’t. Continue reading

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Circular Logic Attack

As always, Tam at View From The Porch, nails it. Continue reading

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