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Monthly Archives: January 2012
Word For The Day: Welfare Hours
Welfare Hours – noun: The hours of the week which were historically associated with work. Generally between 9 am and 5 pm Monday through Friday. Continue reading
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Culinary Report
It was also Bert Gummer approved. Short supply line and all that. The only “corporate” components were coffee beans and butter. Every bunker should be outfitted to make a good wholesome breakfast before one must face the upcoming zombie apocalypse, volcanic eruption, natural disaster, or election cycle. (Or in my case, cleaning the chimney.) Continue reading
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Han Shot First
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Continue reading
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To Be Overqualified You Must First Be Competent
I don’t care if you’re the goddamn genius wonderkind cancer curing God-king of all you survey. You are not “overqualified” at making coffee until you’re good… indeed excellent… at making coffee.
…Right up to that magic moment of total mastery I’ll keep my mouth shut. That’s a partial root of humility and it’s the cure to creeping self-indulgent ego inflating delusion that seems all too common during this; the restless crest of a wave of unearned self esteem. Continue reading
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Midnight Battle With The Raccoon Of Doom
The world must know of the dangers posed by mutant unkillable raccoons. Continue reading
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Grandma Bread
Getting cooking advice from me is ironic. I do not cook…I kill stuff, eat things, and manufacture food. Cooking is, to me, a means to an end; the “end” of course is not starving (and avoiding the ingestion of shit). Continue reading
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I Can’t Wait For The Future
The future is gonna’ be awesome! Predictions for the year 2111 in The Astonishing World Of The Future describe amazing advances in technology. Continue reading
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Grandma Test Win!
Strike back against the high fructose monosodium enhanced concentrated wombat shit we are trained to unthinkingly shovel into our gaping American maws. Real food is delicious, healthy, cheap, and kicks ass. Continue reading
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Word For The Day: Grandma Test
Grandma Test – noun: The evaluation of prepared food before it is eaten in the light of what someone’s grandma in 1880 would think of it. Continue reading
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Tractor Of The Damned: Part IX (A New Dawn After Dipstick’s Mistake)
It is possible that I had this coming. It is possible that we all live many lives. It is possible that in my last life I was really really bad. Possibly a cackling maniac who carjacked nuns, stole candy from babies, and invested stranger’s money in Enron stock. This could be the reason why every machinist, mechanic, or Dipstick who’d gone near the tractor had done worse than wrong but practically sabotaged it. Continue reading
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