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Monthly Archives: December 2011
The Pizza/Oak Derivation
Driving a slow old tractor in gives you time to think. Everyone should spend hours driving at 5 mph; especially in 5 degree weather. Continue reading
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Kim Jong Il Is Dead
Kim Jong Il is dead. Adios fucker! Continue reading
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I Don’t Care If You Hang Up, But Drive
The problem with shitty drivers on cell phones is not cell phones. The problem is the degree to which we facilitated, tolerated, encouraged, and financed shitty driving. Laws against doing stupid things will not overcome this underlying principle. Continue reading
In The End Zone
I was forced to venture into a store between Thanksgiving and New Years. That’s the commercial dead zone! A time when I barely leave the homestead! The store was infested with Christmas shoppers. Sometimes you’ve got to go into the … Continue reading
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Imaginary Interview
Q: Obamaing is a verb?
A: Of course. Politicians are like Muad’Dib. Their names have a clear meaning. For example when a used car salesman tries to sell me a piece of junk I’ll say; “Quit BARNEY FRANKING me.” Continue reading
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Your Daily Dose Of Awesome
Maggie’s Farm has a 2 1/2 minute video of daredevils doing preposterous things. I approve heartily! Continue reading
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Chicken Motivation!
Apparently my shenanigans with chickens have reached someone’s heart. Continue reading
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Case Study In Why Men Are Doomed And Dogs Are Confused
Recently I fell prey to a plot which I claim to be entrapment. Continue reading
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The Other Half Of The Misery Index
I’m less worried about unemployment than inflation. Inflation sneaks though the window in the middle of the night, sets your car on fire, shoots your dog, and lobs a live grenade into your bank account. Unemployment shows up drunk, drinks all your beer, craps on the couch, and makes a pass at your girl but you can try to set things back in order once you shoo it out the door. Unemployment is never delightful but an individual can do his or her best to adapt and might come out ok. Continue reading
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Free Wood!
Aside from beer and bacon, there isn’t much that’s better than free wood. This has been a good year for acquiring free wood. All the firewood I have is free (except the stuff I bought)*. Continue reading
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