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Monthly Archives: November 2010
The Shafted: Philip Ransome
Philip Ransome is law abiding citizen. His van backfired. A neighbor (reasonably) thought it was a gunshot and (reasonably) called the police. The police (unreasonably) decided to re-enact an action movie. Fortunately the only fatality was the van. Kansan City’s … Continue reading
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Joe Biden Is A Tool
“Every single great idea that has marked the 21st century, the 20th century and the 19th century has required government vision and government incentive.” Joe Biden, October 26, 2010 I want to know just two things. First; how can a … Continue reading
Posted in Harangue-a-bang-bang!
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It Is Black Friday…
…and I haven’t bought any of the cheap plastic shit that stores squat and expel into the gaping mouths of well trained consumers nationwide. I did not go to the mall. Nobody cut me off in traffic. I did not … Continue reading
I Want To Buy This Liquor Immediately!
A liquor commercial featuring a man in a top hat and an exploding alligator. I can dig it. A follow up commercial that tells the PETA crowd to fuck off? That turns the awesome dial to eleven. Extra points for … Continue reading
Posted in Amusing Videos
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Afghanistan Anniversary: Is It Something Or Nothing?
Apparently Russia was in Afghanistan for 110 months. Apparently the US is fast closing in on our 110 month “anniversary” with Afghanistan. It would seem a wise time for introspection about what that means. I sniffed around the interwebs looking … Continue reading
Posted in For Your Education
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Cold Season
I have a cold. It feels like a hybrid of the Bubonic Plague and Ebola. It came quickly. Saturday afternoon I was on a ladder installing a ceiling (and making good progress I might add). By dinner I was a … Continue reading
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Theory and Practice
Today’s post may be a bit philosophical which is something I tend to avoid. Further, I’ve had a crazy morning and I haven’t finished my coffee yet so it may devolve into a mess. Stay with me as I try … Continue reading
Warning…Man With No Clue Running Adaptive.Curmudgeon’s IT Department
I’ve been using wordpress.com because I’m a cheap, unmotivated, lazy bastard. Unfortunately my posts are living somewhere in cyberspace (possibly somewhere near Jimmi Hoffa’s storage site) and I have the kind of slow connection that makes geeks all over the … Continue reading
Posted in Technology of Indignity
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The Press’ Definition Of A “Risky Experiment”
I can’t help but ramble about media bias. My heartburn is caused by reporting about government debt so please allow me four bullet points to clarify my Curmudgeonly position. I think government debt is a bad thing which will bite … Continue reading
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Falling Short Of Lofty Goals
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that … Continue reading
Posted in Libertarian Outpost
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