Dersu Uzala: You want a story? I got a story. I can skin a buck, I can run a trot line, and I can kick your country boy ass.
If things seem dire, remember that you knew each politician was a scorpion when you met him.
Dersu Uzala: You want a story? I got a story. I can skin a buck, I can run a trot line, and I can kick your country boy ass.