Adaptive Curmudgeon

Duck, Bacon!

I lost sleep over this!

I couldn’t imagine what insane shit was going on to turn duck into bacon. Transubstantiation?

I went back to the restaurant and checked. The menu was missing a comma. It wasn’t “duck bacon” it was “duck, bacon, and other stuff”. They left out the comma!

My dumb ass spent all night thinking about it.

Regardless, it was delicious.

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