Have you ever pressed a button and then watch 20 years of work scramble? Well I have!
If you’re looking at my blog and it suddenly went apeshit there’s a reason why. WooCommerce ran with scissors and nuked my blog. It was horrible. In one fell swoop it looked like a handful of mentally deficient marketing executives and a team of woke urban hipster doucehbags did some unholy deviant shit to my old school basic text centric blog.
Sorry about that.
WooCommerce, wants to integrate with everything. This meant I was messing around… with everything. I am absolutely not qualified to be doing that.
Also, now I know why all the big blogs look like shit. They’re set on themes that all look like… well they look practically identical. I looked at a hundred themes that all looked very professional and completely artificial and annoying. I always wondered why I look on the internet and I want almost none of it. Now I know. It’s ugly and shitty and marketing driven and just drips fake and gay because the underlying software makes it so.
This is why modern cars suck. Nobody that knows how to use a clutch has been part of car design for decades. They operate like iPhones with wheels. But I digress…
WooCommerce changed my blog’s theme (which I’ve been using well over a decade). I guess I told it that I approved. That’s on me. It’s also why all hell broke loose.
I think I got it back. Mostly. I think. Unless I didn’t.
A final note… for the love of God don’t buy anything today. I have no idea what’ll happen if someone tries to buy a sawhorse jig now that WooCommerce has gotten it’s mitts in everything. It’ll probably multiply the tax rate in Moldova by the number of molecules in a jar of yoghurt and then deposit as pesos in Peter Thiel’s account.
If you wanna’ buy something, please wait a day or two while I sort this mess.
Thanks.