Level -99: Obama will pay for everything.
Level 100: I want to make a sandwich. Oh look! We have a dozen jars of peanut butter!
Level 99: I’ve slightly depleted our supplies but this peanut butter sandwich is delicious.
Level 100: Mrs. Curmudgeon replaced the missing jar!
Bonus tip: If you stack plentiful canned goods throughout the year and visit the range regularly, Burt Gummer will come on Christmas with his deuce and a half. He leaves a brick of .22s for every good survivalist.
