Let’s face it. 2021 blows. We all know it. I had high hopes. I optimistically thought “nothing will suck more than 2020”. Fate said “hold my beer and watch this!”
I simply cannot compete with the vast quantities of bullshit emanating from politics these days… but I can compete in terms of quality. So that’s what I’m going to do.
My serialized online novel, Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels is high quality bullshit. It’s the good stuff. Pure, uncut, satirical bullshit. It’s what the world needs… bullshit that doesn’t pretend to be news. Bullshit that doesn’t try to supplant reality. Bullshit that wasn’t written by a whining media “influencer”. My bullshit is not a rehash of “the narrative”. My bullshit is pure unadulterated whimsy, written for adults who can still laugh, and delivered with a smile and a nod.
Turn away from politicians and the media. They talk like a fag and their shit’s all retarded. You’ve seen every part of 2021’s bullshit before. It’s repetitive. It’s been done to death. It’s old and worn out. It’s a nothingburger topped with assholesauce. Twits barnacled their ass to the seat of power, ran out of brain, and can’t manage even mediocre bullshit. It’s your right as the last remnants of literate free citizens to demand new and creative bullshit. Come on man, everything out there sucks!
I’m here to help. I’ve been slaving away at the keyboard. The next chapter of Attack of the Lesbian Activist Squirrels is just about finished. The first installment should go live either Friday evening or Saturday afternoon. (It would have been sooner but mother nature is trying to freeze me to death.)
Join me in ignoring 2021’s low-quality, bargain basement, Marxist derived, sub-par bullshit. You deserve the best, highest, most excellent bullshit. And you’re about to get it!
MOAR SQUIRRELS!