Mitt Romney: “I want to use social media anonymously. What’s a good pseudonym?”
Anthony Weiner: “Carlos Danger just sent you an image.”
Mitt Romney: “Ugh!”
Anthony Weiner: “Pseudonyms are great!”
Mitt Romney: “I chose ‘Pierre Delecto’. Nobody will figure it out.”
New York Times: “What the fuck?”
Adaptive Curmudgeon: “Y’all suck at thinking up pseudonyms.”
Donald Trump: “Pseudonyms are for pussies!”