Here are the lyrics of the song Mrs. Curmudgeon composed while I was crammed in the wheel wells of my truck. Let’s all give her a hand.
It was mud season at Curmudgeon Compound When God decided to throw the gauntlet down We’d had a real tough winter, nearly 6 feet of snow And also 2 months of 30 below And just when I was thinking spring was finally on the way I was dreaming of camping on a beautiful summer’s day That’s when God decided that I had too much hope And he was going to push me to the last inch of my rope chorus: Tough enough, tough enough God just don’t think I’m tough enough He’s test in’ and a tryin’ and Good Lord I am a dyin’ But God just don’t think I’m tough enough My truck sank axle deep into the the fucking lawn And then God sent some freezing rain to really stick it down When I wasn’t on my knees digging in the mud I was slipping in the dog's shit and falling with a thud. My shovel broke, my shoulders ache I think I’ve gone insane The truck pulled down the tree that is now wrapped around may chain And just when I thinking reality is firmly in my grasp Come thunder, lightening, snow, and wind to really kick my ass chorus: Tough enough, tough enough God just don’t think I’m tough enough He’s test in’ and a tryin’ and Good Lord I am a dyin’ But God just don’t think I’m tough enough By Mrs. A. C. Copyright 2019