Satire (and humor) works best when exaggeration is allowed to grow from a seed of truth. Enjoy.
From Don Surber comes The generic editorial against Trump’s next pick:
“This is not who we are. We are better than this. These are not our values. Not only must the Senate reject [nominee’s name] but the Senate must vote to disbar [him or her] to show that the nation will not tolerate intolerance!”
From Babylon Bee comes Senate Democrats Demand Supreme Court Nominee Not Be Unduly Influenced By U.S. Constitution:
“Senate Democrats have vowed to make sure that any new nominee isn’t going to be beholden to outside influences like the Constitution, the founding fathers, or the rule of law. “We need judges to be advocates of progressive laws,” Senator Elizabeth Warren added. “Not people who will bow to the whims of the Constitution, pitting its extremist values of freedom of speech and freedom of religion against our agenda.””
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