Yes, I know. It’s Starbucks; it’s about damn time. We don’t even have to kick ’em when they’re down. We can just enjoy that they’re being kicked.
Obviously they had it coming; they shove politics up our ass when all we want is a latte. They vent a near lethal dose of pretension whenever a deplorable like me shows up for a Cup of Joe and a wifi link. On the premises I can almost feel the waves of disgust that folks like me aren’t caged and working in the mines where we belong.
I can’t help enjoy the hassles endured but a totally converged SJW ego fest hiding under the skin of a profit making corporate venture. Nor is it surprising that SJWs turned on their own nesting habitat. Reap the wind and all that. It’s rather impressively circular.
That said I can’t help but sympathize with the poor bastard below:
Best Caption: “Your job’s a joke. You’re broke. Your love life’s DOA.”
Just look at him. His day sucks! We’ve all been there. You’re trying to do your job when some shitweasel decides to make “a political statement” about what’s supposed to be a damn breakfast drink. Instead of your core duties you are stuck eating shit while a nitwit with no day job talks smack through a megaphone. Like all worker bees you have to tough it out. Just stand there getting hammered and wondering how long until your shift ends so you can go home and crack a beer to… get hammered. In silent desperation you ponder the bad decisions that put you in this job.
This abused, green striped, human punching bag is having a bad day at the office!
Enjoy.
A.C.
Warning: The link goes to twitchy… whatever the hell “twitchy” means. Probably some wingnut filled social media hive mind, but what the hell? There’s no login and if it’s funny why not link to it?