Adaptive Curmudgeon

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Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice:

“I think it is time for us to have a conversation about what the right to bear arms means in the modern world. I don’t understand why civilians need to have access to military weapons. We wouldn’t say you can go out and buy a tank.

Five minute Google search:

This tank is in top notch running condition. Ready to go. It has been disassembled, cleaned and all fluids topped off. 100% combat-ready! In the U.S. with new road wheels. This tank has been zero timed and runs fantastic. It is so clean – you could eat off the floor! Price:$280,000. Santa Margarita, CA

Conclusion:

You can go out and buy a tank. God bless America!

Hat tip to Sondrakistan. (Note from A.C.: Tanks are just weird bulldozer derivatives with ugly paint and they’re completely legal. Exploding projectiles, however, are banned. This is a lot like how you can have a normal light fixture but the 100 watt incandescent lightbulbs it was designed for are banned.)

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