Adaptive Curmudgeon

Gremlins!

Kim Du Toit is guilt of…. something. Look below if you dare:

That’s a ’74 AMC Gremlin. Or as I like to say; “a total &*@(^^ piece of &^(^@^$!”

I have an inexhaustible well of hate for the AMC Gremlin. It’s not a car, it’s a freak of bad design dredged from unfathomable depths of suck. That fact that people voluntarily bought those things proves we are all doomed. They’re America’s Trabant with a side chaser of rust and weeping engineers. It’s almost worse than the Trabant because at least the Trabant was created by oppressed minions who had no choice while presumably free men created the AMC’s disaster. What you’re looking at is Detroit’s ball sack shoved into the forehead of innocent American drivers.

Lets face it, the 1970’s were not a great time. The AMC arrived the same time as the 55 MPH speed limit. The law ripped the heart out of America and Detroit’s failures took a dump in the chest wound.

I don’t care who is draped across it or what she looks like… if there’s an AMC Gremlin in the photo it’s gross.

I do feel sympathy for the girl. Unless she’s a serial killer she deserves better. Some asshole made her pose next to an abomination. Probably she’s at the rear wheel well trying to hide the rust that sprang forth at that very spot. Those monstrosities began to rust the day they were misted with their first light rain.

THE AMC GREMLIN!!! AAAAAAAH!

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