In case you were afraid I’d started taking life seriously (as if!), put that concern out of your head right now. I hereby declare this week will be exclusively squirrels.
The next several posts will explore the Church of Awesome, alternate currencies, and (as always) the immense power of bullshit.
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If you have no idea what I’m talking about, pour yourself a cup of coffee, bourbon, or both (!) and start reading Attack of the Lesbian Squirrels:
- Bear Encounter: Part 0
- Bear Encounter: Part 1
- Bear Encounter: Part 2
- Bear Encounter: Part 3
- Bear Encounter: Part 4
- Bear Encounter: Part 5
- Bear Encounter: Part 6
- Bear Encounter: Part 7: A Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 1: Edward’s Multidimensional Faceplant
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 1.5: Pics Or It Didn’t Happen
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 2: Birth Of The Manchurian Eagle
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 3: OK Then You Explain It
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 4: Witness The Power Of Abba
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 5: The Pretentious Git With A Large Vocabulary Learns New Words
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 6: The Menace Of Undetectable Bullshit
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 7: Finally, A Competent Hero
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 8: The Transspecies Drone Of Denuttifying
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 9: Student Loans Unleashed
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 10: Subtle Foreshadowing
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 11: Like You Didn’t See This Coming
- Lesbian Squirrels: Part 12: Birth Of The DudeBro
- Road To Portland: Part 1: In Which A Financially Unsound Decision Is Made
- Road To Portland: Part 2: The Failure Of Operation Deplorable
- Road To Portland: Part 3: Winter Is Coming
- Road To Portland: Part 4: A Quest Is Initiated
- Road To Portland: Part 5: Ayn Rand’s Disciple Takes A Punch
- Road To Portland: Part 6: Carpe-ing The Diem
- Road To Portland: Part 7: Billy Takes A Walk On The Wild Side
- Road To Portland: Part 8: Peering Through The Fog
- Road To Portland: Part 9: In Search Of A Squirrel Whisperer
- Road To Portland: Part 10: Escape From Academia
- Road To Portland: Part 11: Becoming A Henchman
- Road To Portland: Part 12: Lets Be Bad Guys
- Road To Portland: Part 13: Me And You And A Dog Named Boo
- Road To Portland: Part 14: Multi-dimensional Invisible Chess
- Road To Portland: Part 15: It’s Not Hunting Season
- Road To Portland: Part 16: Expensive Automotive Repairs
- Road To Portland: Part 17: Grandma Guy And The Detroit Gambit
- Road To Portland: Part 18: Chasing FedEx
- Road To Portland: Part 19: When Grammar Hurts
- Road To Portland: Part 20: Sending Grandma Guy To His Fate
- Road To Portland: Part 21: The Allure Of A Life Of Crime
- Road To Portland: Part 22: Buying A Ticket On The Bullshit Train
- Road To Portland: Part 23: The Bullshit Train Gains Momentum
- Road To Portland: Part 24: Gertrude To The Rescue
- Road To Portland: Part 25: Ali The Cat Knows The Score
- Road To Portland: Part 26: A Good Throw
- Road To Portland: Part 27: Free Beer
- Road To Portland: Part 28: You Go First
- Road To Portland: Part 29: Best Day Ever
- Boo Saves The World: Part 01: Boo Crosses The Rubicon
- Boo Saves The World: Part 02: A Lifeline Is Acquired
- Boo Saves The World: Part 03: The Birth Of Man
- Boo Saves The World: Part 04: The Moron Whisperer
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 00: Squirrel Week Begins Now
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 01: Night At the Convenience Store
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 02: The Church Of Awesome
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 03 Buying A Pile Of Freedom
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 04: The Cure To Fractional Reserve Banking
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 05: Bullshit, The Eternal Nemesis
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 06: A Proportional Response
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 07: The Eulogy Of The Ronin
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 08: Attitude Adjustment
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 09: Who Ya’ Gonna’ Call
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 10: Bear Launch
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 11: K-Cup Showdown
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 12: These Are Not The K-cups You Are Looking For
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 13: You Should Have Studied STEM
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 14: Fractional Reserve K-cups
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 15: Bart Meets A Non-Racist
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 16: Goose Huntin’ With Chigger
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 17: 400’ Flying Knife Attack
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 18: One Less Ball For Mankind
- Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 19: Birth of a Supervillain
- Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Ride Off Into The Sunset
- Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Chigger Gets It On Tape
- Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Things You Can’t Say
- Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Pedantics
- Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels: Exceptional Photojournalism