Whereas shit happens;
Whereas there is no plumbing fairy;
Whereas I finance and maintain my own water/septic system from wellhead to leech field;
Whereas much of civilization depends on men wielding a round pointed shovel; and
Whereas a country boy can survive; now therefore be it
Resolved that Adaptive Curmudgeon:
- fixed the shitter, within a reasonably lax standard of fixed;
- has a back ache that ‘aint going away any time soon; and
- any twerp on the cover of Mother Earth News blovating about the ease of “voluntary simplicity” will get walloped with the aforementioned round pointed shovel.