Two brief moments that deserve mention:
Mr. Curmudgeon: “How was book club?”
Mrs. Curmudgeon: “It was great we had wine…”
Mr.: “And the book?”
Mrs.: “We watched a movie.”
Mr.: “You watched a movie?!? At book club?”
Mrs.: “It was about a writer…”
Mr.: “A movie? At. Book. Club.”
Mrs.: “It was very good. Had Will Ferrell…”
Mr.: “You went to book club and watched a movie… with Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights?”
Mrs.: “Shut up.”
Mr.: “I’m puttin’ this on my blog.”
Mrs.: “Ugh!”
Me: “I just got back from the kid’s school.”
Mrs.: “How did it go?”
Me: “I’ve come up with a great name for a girl power glam rock band.”
Mrs.: “Oh god not that one woman…”
Me: “Yep. ‘Scary Mary and the Stoners’ is going to top the charts.”
Mrs.: “Remember the good old days when the kids were the dumb ones?”
Me: “That’s going on the blog!”