I cringe in terror as I post this:
The link which, in case you’re a total moron and haven’t figured it out yet, is satire. It was sent to me by a good friend. It led to this conversation:
Friend: “Hey A.C. I sent you a link. You’ve totally got to post it.”
Me: “Sure, I’m always up for…” click click click… “ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?”
Friend: “It’s hilarious.”
Me: “It’s got a pony. Do you have any idea how uptight the pony people are? I’ll be getting death threats in glittery font.”
Friend: “Oh c’mon.”
Me: “This is 2016, if I do anything other than genuflect at women in military combat I’m going to have to bake a gay wedding cake or something.”
Friend: “But it’s satire.”
Me: “Hillary Clinton will drone strike my server. The drone will probably be painted pink.”
Friend: “Satire.”
Me: “Fine, but if I get a bunch of nasty comments from people of indiscriminate gender who couldn’t pass boot camp but spend hours bitching about it…”
Friend: “Wimp.”
Me: “Sigh… here goes.”