Adaptive Curmudgeon

Obamacare Can’t Compare To Bacon

I’m still feeling under the weather. Functioning, but not firing on all cylinders yet.

Mrs. Curmudgeon kindly made me a cure all. She took a huge pork roast, wrapped it in bacon, and then slathered it in bourbon, maple syrup, and other things (I have no idea what). She parked it in the crock-pot for a many hours. All day long it smelled like heaven. (If heaven doesn’t have bacon I ‘aint going there.) No matter how crappy I felt I couldn’t help but smile with anticipation.

It was delicious.

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