It isn’t Stuxnet but for some reason my spell check keeps deciding I’m British. It defaults to favourite instead of favorite. (And it flags my proper redneck spelling as incorrect. The nerve!) It probably thinks I drive a lorry and crap in a loo. WTF?
As a certified British individual I have used the Queen’s authority to commandeer your computer. I will not let it go until you renounce your ownership of a Dodge.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.