Adaptive Curmudgeon

Han Shot First

Walls of the City has set me straight.  I was aware that Han shot first.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

But now I’m aware of this:

“So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner – maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.**

Be like Han.”

With genuine video proof!

**Note: The guy I quoted used quasi-pc language.  I don’t do that $hit and changed the f**king language back.

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