Adaptive Curmudgeon

Grandma Bread

After reporting my unprecedented success; I’ve had several requests for my patented, super secret, never before discovered, wombat shit free bread recipe.  Fair ’nuff.

I will comply but not right now.  At the moment my blog is on temporary auto-pilot while I’m out of town.  You’ll have to wait.

In the meantime I’ll add a few points of interest related to cooking Grandma food:

  1. Getting cooking advice from me is ironic.  I do not cook…I kill stuff, eat things, and manufacture food.  Cooking is, to me, a means to an end; the “end” of course is not starving (and avoiding the ingestion of shit).  My wife, who is a superb cook, is probably rolling her eyes (or worse) at the paradox of me giving any culinary advice on anything.
  2. In keeping with my ideas of cooking, all of my “culinary advice” is intended for possessors of a Y chromosome or those who can grok my attitude.  If you’re looking for anything like the average cooking advice…try Julia Child.
  3. If I did it then it is simple and crude.  I did not invent the bread recipe I used.  Why reinvent the wheel?
  4. The only reason to bake bread is because there are not free range loaves which can be hunted.

Since you asked for it, I’ll provide further information (at a later date).  Prepare to be underwhelmed.

A.C.

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