The Kill O Zap Has Been Invented!

AdaptiveCurmudgeon

14 years ago

“The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. ‘Make it evil,’ he’d been told. ‘Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with.'”

I’ve always wanted one. And now it’s here:

Finally! A pistol so ugly that your opponent will shoot themselves at the sight of it.

I totally want one!