Daily Archives: December 13, 2017

First of all, real men start counting at zero. Because computers. Second, math people are not limited to integers. Thus, you’re reading part 1/2 of a story. Third, dictation software is not as awesome as it seems.* More about that … Continue reading →

This morning there was one acorn in my boot. Not 50 acorns. Not 1000 acorns. Just one. Just one!?! Those bastards! The mice are fucking with me! I’m being gaslit by Mus musculus and it’s going to give me a … Continue reading →