I Can Honestly Say My Fake News Is Due Only To Incompetence

I made an editorial mistake in my last story. By the time you read this it will have been corrected. However, in the interest of transparency I’ll mention it here:

  • Rand Paul is from Kentucky and he was injured in a “landscaping disagreement”. (The wombat and pencil sharpener thing is not yet public knowledge.)
  • Paul Ryan is from Wisconsin and he was not injured in a “landscaping disagreement”. I’ve changed the text and apologize for the mistake.
  • Harry Reid is from Nevada and he was injured in what he claimed to be “an attack by exercise equipment”. (The wombat and pencil sharpener thing is not yet public knowledge.) Harry Reid is also a lizard creature from Alpha Centauri.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got a 16 pound turkey to eat. Carry on.

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2 Responses to I Can Honestly Say My Fake News Is Due Only To Incompetence

  1. Chris says:

    A report last week of Paul’s incident described the dispute between the president of his hoa and his failure to cut his grass the required 2.5 to 3 inches. Paul is reported to scalp his turf much to the chagrin of his attacker who is the president of the hoa. The article described both individuals as “weird”.

  2. Robert says:

    Many of us in Wisconsin think both Ryan and gov Walker are lizards, though not necessarily from Alpha Centauri. A roomie did some remodel work at the guv’s mansion, strike that -residence- (they changed the name for political correctitude), and he said the atmosphere was less than… well, he wouldn’t wanna be on the staff. Enjoy your bird while the guvamint gives us the bird.

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