I’m still on a pattern of light posting here at Curmudgeon Compound. Don’t worry, I’ll be back. I just have things to do and shit to avoid (i.e. anything in the news). We all know life is work first and play later.
However, it’s a holiday and I insist on jocularity. I had time (barely) to whip up a story. Not edit it mind you. Just enough time to hammer it out like a monkey at a keyboard. If it sucks, that’s life. The ensuing story is my happy funtime Thanksgiving vision. Enjoy?