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Monthly Archives: October 2017
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 19: Birth of a Supervillain
Billy sipped his beer and waited for the chaos to ebb. This was a time for patience; the weirder shit got, the shorter it would last. Billy made a quick mental census. The two extreme greeters Billy had shot had … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 18: One Less Ball For Mankind
Terry, completely unaware of Mary’s fate, was wreaking havoc on the cockpit. Flying from control to control, flipping switches at random, obscuring the pilot’s view of gauges, and eventually finding an opening in the co-pilot’s pantleg at the boot cuff. … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 17: 400’ Flying Knife Attack
Mary and Terry zoomed up the helicopter’s cable at the speed of squirrel. At the top Mary launched herself at the face of the winch operator. The operator had been handling tear gas cartridges and had a clear face shield … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 16: Goose Huntin’ With Chigger
Across the street, Chigger Johnson was thrashing through the brush. He had an illegal goose blind nestled between the highway and the train tracks in a six-acre strip of largely ignored brush. Chigger felt the easiest way to facilitate a … Continue reading
Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 15: Bart Meets A Non-Racist
The afterglow of the world’s first Ursus Americana turbo wedgie didn’t last long. With immense ferocity, an explosion tore part of the roof from the building. Everyone scattered; except Billy. He stepped back two paces, planted his feet carefully, and … Continue reading