Monthly Archives: October 2017

Lipstick On A Pig

Dr. Mingo is well aware of my opinions about the AMC Gremlin. He sent me these photos to encourage me to consider alternative viewpoints. I like the mostly empty engine compartment. It has a certain tractor like appeal. So, given … Continue reading

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Zombie Pirates In Cheesehead Land: Part 3: It’s A Thing

I would have warned the NFL to stay away from politics and I’ve already described the strange and lovable creature known as a Cheesehead. But the NFL made bad choices and the effects are described at Detritus of Empire: Zombie … Continue reading

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Zombie Pirates In Cheesehead Land: Part 2: This Is Weird, Lets Roll

[I posted part 1 just so I could tell today’s story; which is actually true (though I’m leaving out some details).] Y’all know I regularly go “off grid”, spend time talking to trees, and otherwise avoid the normal zeitgeist everyone … Continue reading

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Zombie Pirates In Cheesehead Land: Part 1: Never Turn Your Back On A Community Organizer

I avoided commenting on the NFL brouhaha until the early stages had passed. Now, because of an amusing link I’ll provide a few posts hence, I’ll offer my unsolicited opinion: The current NFL shitstorm is proof that too many Americans … Continue reading

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Gremlins!

Kim Du Toit is guilt of…. something. Look below if you dare: That’s a ’74 AMC Gremlin. Or as I like to say; “a total &*@(^^ piece of &^(^@^$!” I have an inexhaustible well of hate for the AMC Gremlin. … Continue reading

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For Rae And I’ll Let Rick & Morty Do The Talking

Rae asked for more homesteading and fewer squirrels.  I responded with an explanation of how the sausage is made and had good intentions of writing a genuine homesteading post. Then (for unrelated reasons) crawled into a bottle of El Jimador … Continue reading

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I Had A Bad Day

…so Mrs. Curmudgeon brought home a present. (I’m referring to the tequila and not the hammer, though both have similar effects to your head.) She bought my favorite brand and even got the supersized bottle. Everything is fine but I … Continue reading

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 19: Birth of a Supervillain

Billy sipped his beer and waited for the chaos to ebb. This was a time for patience; the weirder shit got, the shorter it would last. Billy made a quick mental census. The two extreme greeters Billy had shot had … Continue reading

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 18: One Less Ball For Mankind

Terry, completely unaware of Mary’s fate, was wreaking havoc on the cockpit. Flying from control to control, flipping switches at random, obscuring the pilot’s view of gauges, and eventually finding an opening in the co-pilot’s pantleg at the boot cuff. … Continue reading

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 17: 400’ Flying Knife Attack

Mary and Terry zoomed up the helicopter’s cable at the speed of squirrel. At the top Mary launched herself at the face of the winch operator. The operator had been handling tear gas cartridges and had a clear face shield … Continue reading

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