Monthly Archives: September 2017

Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 14: Fractional Reserve K-cups

Posted on September 29, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Back at the convenience store Billy and Doogie high-fived. They had just witnessed history’s first interspecies turbo wedgie. It was amazing! Bart spit out the stretched remains of a pair of Joe Boxer underwear and grinned. His experiment with human-based … Continue reading →

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Billy Deploys An Attitude Adjustment: Part 13: You Should Have Studied STEM

Posted on September 28, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

The Analyst briefed the Extreme Greeters while their chopper rocketed toward the scene. Listening thought their helmet mounted headsets, each greeter did their level best to listen; but it was no use. “So the scan of more K-cup sales than … Continue reading →

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Lesbian Squirrels Update: INCOMING!

Posted on September 28, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Dr. Mingo and my dog have complained, I’ve been compared to the Orange Menace, and a tip was withheld! This cannot stand. More squirrels will ensue shortly. For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, pick … Continue reading →

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Lesbian Activist Squirrel Update: I’m Apparently The Worst Marketer Ever

Posted on September 25, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

“You are the worst marketer ever! You’re like the guys that invented New Coke mixed with whomever cancelled Firefly.” Ouch. That hurt. The commanding voice was hard to ignore. It was my friend, very occasional blog author, and frequent (though … Continue reading →

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An Inside Joke

Posted on September 24, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

This post is for [REDACTED]. We were having a discussion about Game Of Thrones. (I read a few of the books. It was OK.) The guy I was talking to was a big fan of the show, which I’ve never … Continue reading →

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Bleeping The F-Bomb, Curmudgeon Style

Posted on September 22, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Phssthpok pointed me toward this: Which reminded me of this:

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Fake News

Posted on September 21, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

Suppose you’re being fed a line of bullshit. How would you know? An easy start would be to: See if they contradict themselves. See if they contradict what you see in the real world. Ace of Spades just posted an … Continue reading →

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The Bonnie Tyler Explanation And The Evil Cake Song

Posted on September 16, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

[Note: pretty much every link on this page is SFW. Go ahead. However, if you play them in your office your co-workers will demand an explanation or (probably correctly) out you as a geezer who pre-dates Seattle Grunge.] So that backfired! … Continue reading →

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Eclipse 2017 After Action Report: Part 09: Carly Simon Is Pissing Me Off

Posted on September 15, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

I’ve gone into left field with this thread but it’s my blog and my dog is sleeping. Until the dog wakes up I have no editorial bounds. The eclipse is about more than celestial visions and meatloaf. At the moment … Continue reading →

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Eclipse 2017 After Action Report: Part 08

Posted on September 13, 2017 by AdaptiveCurmudgeon

[Has it been a week since my last post? Damn it! I just left it sitting there, in the eerie twilight of mid-day, when all that is normal is not and the air is pregnant with the magic of an … Continue reading →

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