This is absolutely perfect:
The guy nailed it! He could sell an organic, self driving, natural, solar panel subsidy to an disinterested voter in half the time it takes me to say “but these numbers look odd”. Watching a true bullshit master run through his own techniques is amazing! Also, I’m a bit jealous. My presentations sound like a chimp’s screeching compared to him. I’ll see if I can learn a few of his methods for my own use. Hat tip to Liberty’s Torch.