Monthly Archives: December 2016

Buying A Spare Bit Shovel

The Specter Of Technology Bloat: I keep technology on a short leash. I don’t suffer. I enjoy electricity, modern medicine, and refrigerated beer. I simply choose to avoid “improvements” with excessive drawbacks that sometimes get overlooked. Word Processing Is Prone To Bloat: … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas

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Zombie Christmas

This is the seventh year (I forgot 2015… whoops.) of a my Festivus Christmas tradition where we gather around the warm glow of the laptop and watch A Very Zombie Holiday.

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Rare Exports: The Ultimate Christmas Horror Movie

[Note: I discovered Rare Exports three years ago but it’s so good it bears repeating. It has become a tradition at Curmudgeon Compound. Keeping in mind that this is a horror movie that involves neither Linus nor Jimmy Stewart, it’s awesome! I especially … Continue reading

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Libertarian Holiday Guide

I want a 4D printed gun. Hat Tip to The Lonely Libertarian.

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A Brush With Fame / James Wesley Rawles Owes Me A Beer

Migrating to a new web host caused me to Google “Adaptive Curmudgeon”. It showed up! (All hail the efficiency of the heartless, privacy violating, faceless, corporate overlords who run/crush “the cloud”.) Unexpectedly, it also turned up a link to James … Continue reading

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Great Moments In Journalism: I Have Scooped Dave Barry

Every year Dave Barry writes an article called “The Year in Review”. I always look forward to it and, since 2016 was a tsunami of stupid, I expect this year’s article will be excellent. Unfortunately, he hasn’t written it yet. … Continue reading

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Christmas Abba: I Have Been Spared From Abba / Why I Don’t Go Shopping

A donor, who shall remain anonymous but is awesome, just hit my tip jar. (If you’re reading this, I’m grateful and you rock! I’ll send a thank you note as soon as I figure out the e-mail features in my new … Continue reading

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Bad Ass Level = Ultimate (Part 2)

Hat tip to Never Yet Melted. P.S. I know it’s unusual (for me) to put up a photo and only a few words. I’m posting wily nilly trying to get a handle on the new blog host. Eventually I’ll get … Continue reading

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Bad Ass Level = Ultimate

Since I’ve set up this new hosting site I ought to christen it with something deep and thoughtful… Nah! Instead I present this ridiculous story from the land of Vodka: Dead Pole went from morgue back to pub. I’d pay good … Continue reading

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