Attack Of The Lesbian Activist Squirrels!
Please Support This Blog:
Tippers are more attractive to the opposite sex and their chainsaws always start on the first pull. The links are below. Thanks.
-
-
Bat Signal
-
In the event my blog goes down (regardless of reason), I'll communicate information (and possibly an alternate URL) to the following locations:
Monthly Archives: September 2016
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 9: Student Loans Unleashed
Dr. Simone Moonglow Lenin Rothschild frowned at her computer screen. As a teacher of Advanced Grievance Indoctrination she was required to give these idiots a grade. Yet here it was in black and white, all five of them had aced … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 8: The Transspecies Drone Of Denuttifying
Mary and Terry perched in a tree observing their work. A hunting raptor is an awe-inspiring creature. Terry shivered a little. To think they controlled such power! Edward was eager to demonstrate his new abilities. They would be so proud! … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 7: Finally, A Competent Hero
The “High Priority Emergency Interagency Meeting” was playing out like they usually do. Members of various bureaucracies were clucking like hens and talking about budgets. Meanwhile a terrified technical analyst was slumped over a chair weeping. The Cigarette Smoking Man … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 6: The Menace Of Undetectable Bullshit
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 23rd, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] The analyst … Continue reading
Squirrel Call: My Dog Hates Me Now
Not only have I had squirrels on my blog (because they’ve harnessed Abba and may destroy life as we know it!) but I’ve slipped out into the woods a few times and done some small game hunting. Every year I grow more fond … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Leave a comment
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 5: The Pretentious Git With A Large Vocabulary Learns New Words
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 22nd, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] Things were … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 4: Witness The Power Of Abba
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 21st, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] Thousands of … Continue reading
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 3: OK Then You Explain It
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 20th, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] A few … Continue reading
About The Debates: Don’t Subject Yourself To Them
[During this election cycle I’ve tried to avoid politics. It’s causing enough misery without my addition. (Though I occasionally “fall off the wagon”.) Perhaps this is one of those times. However, I post this in the interest of sparing folks of both … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
8 Comments
Lesbian Squirrels: Part 2: Birth Of The Manchurian Eagle
[This post was originally presented to a smaller audience on September 20th, 2016. A few days later squirrels hacked my blog and posted it to a wider audience. Squirrels understand that information, like bullshit, wants to be free.] A few … Continue reading