Dog Quote

Wise words from Jonah Goldberg (read it all):

“Here is wisdom: Have a kid? Get a dog. Want a kid? Get a dog. Don’t want a dog? Get a cat, which is like training wheels for dog ownership. Have a cat already? It’s probably time to get a dog. Don’t like dogs? You’re wrong.”

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0 Responses to Dog Quote

  1. richardcraver says:

    I like dogs, but still choose cats. Why?
    Lets say you want to go away for a few days, you gotta find someone to keep the dog, board the dog, or you have to travel with the dog. However with a cat I can leave a big bowl of food and water (or leave the toilet lid open) and the cat is good. Yeah the litter box will be full and there will be a bunch of bitchin when you get back, but a few rubs to the chin and scratches to the ears and all is forgiven.

    • skidmark says:

      Proving not only that all you are is staff to the cat, but non-essential staff at that.

      If you want to work for Leona Helmsley that’s fine with me.

      stay safe.

  2. Mark Matis says:

    At least your cat doesn’t bark her head off every time she sees a terrorist squirrel…

  3. Southern Man says:

    The cat largely fends for itself, catches mice, and occasionally shows a little affection. The dog poops indiscriminately, everywhere, all the time but loves me with every ounce of its little doggie heart. Both are part of a balanced life.

  4. bkc1066 says:

    Great piece…. and cats most assuredly do not scare off burglars..

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