Today I put on a favorite old t-shirt and it didn’t fit well. Luckily it was tight around the shoulders. I can live with that. I’m posting the following guidelines (which apply to men only):
- If the shirt is too tight around the shoulders, you’ve been hitting the gym. Good for you.
- If the shirt is too tight around the belly, you’ve been hitting the buffet. Eat a carrot for dinner.
- If the shirt is too tight both places, you’re running the drier too hot. Stop doing that.
Now you know.
