Monthly Archives: June 2014

Sorry to interject politics into a happy story about a redneck pissing on a wasp nest but the whole thing reminds me of Toyota. Continue reading →

I update my blogroll like Congress passes budgets. After a couple years of procrastination I finally remembered to add Sippican Cottage. Continue reading →

I forgot to mention a blogroll addition. Continue reading →

So now you know everything there is to know about “farming” on a budget of (almost) zero. Knowing what I’ve been through, you might want to hug your rototiller. Continue reading →

The next day I hit it again hard. I kept the chains on “ironic”, planted the tire in the furrow at “two beers”, with 80% throttle in “low nustack” and depth at “second o”. It was perfect. Continue reading →

The Foxinator had the usual feminine disregard for mechanical details. I got no more information than “it’s big, reddish”. How could I lose? Continue reading →

I have resolved to make darned sure I’ve got a better fireline next time. I want a 5′ bare dirt circumference. Paved. With hydrants. Manned by an Army. Then I can burn it properly as Foxinator did instead of dinking around like a little pansy. Continue reading →

I turned to the only tool I could find on a budget of zero; fire! I decided to use my big monkey brain to clear the weeds by releasing nature’s energy to my ends. This is a lot like needing a ditch but lacking a shovel and therefore setting off a self sustaining nuclear chain reaction instead. Continue reading →

Then Henry Ford woke up one day and decided there was no reason to keep paying patent fees. In his steamy little head it was a groovy idea to royally f**k Ferguson over. He was Henry Goddamn Ford! Why not simply be evil? Continue reading →

I’ve already mentioned that tractors and their three point hitch assembly will pull things that’ll make your truck’s ball hitch weep. (You do have a truck don’t you? If not go get one.) Here’s a video of someone doing non-OSHA … Continue reading →