This is a test. If it were a real post it would have content. Mind you it might be pathetic but there’d be verbiage dammit.
Adaptive Curmudgeon is handsome, brave, and wise.
Looks like pretty much the usual content. Maybe a bit subtle than normal. (crap, now I’ll get banned and will have to read something else on the web when I’m pretending to work)
Magic elf-box acting oddly?
Some say it’s the operator.
Subtle yet profound. Like in the movie “Being There”
You just need to lurk moar.
If I were you, I’d submit it for the Turner Literature Poetry Prize.
You’ll have to produce some woffle to BS the poseurs such as :
“I wrote this as a searing indictment of mans inhumanity to nature and the planet and to give voice to those creatures that are drowning in the pollution produced by mankind, capitalism and greedy bankers. And to support the Okeefenokee gay and lesbian old age pensioners ferret breeding society. I want the eloquent speech of bats and Dolphins and fat Italian Opera singers to stand as mute testimony to the genocide being inflicted on the helpless cute bunnies, foxes and weasels RIGHT NOW and their future generations.”
You’ll need to make some kind of statement about being REALLY ANGRY and recycling and carbon neutral but that’s a minor bit of wordsmithing.
I’ll accept the usual 10% of the prize money as an agents fee. No need to thank me.
Did you pass THIS time?
Life is not pass fail.
An on-going serialized novella. Lesbian squirrel harness the power of Swedish disco to erase common sense. When drone strikes, trans-species raptors, and a racist bear all fail to stop them, two brilliant college dropouts in a Subaru are mankind’s last hope. We’re probably doomed.
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