Tainted Trailer: II: Pics Or It Didn’t Happen

I have obtained photographic evidence that Pony conventions exist.  (In case you thought they were a figment of my fevered imagination.)  I blurred the photos because… well mostly because I found the “pixellate” button my my photo software.

I enlisted a team of current and former world leaders to interpret what you’re seeing.  Enjoy:

Photo 1: I’m pretty sure that’s not his real hair.

I’m mystificated.

Photo 2: Some sort of commerce.

You didn’t build that.

Photo 3: A happy shopper.

I’d hit that.

And for a summary of the overall situation I turn it over to our future planetary overlord Vladimir Putin.

Rainbow ponies remind me that my childhood was a sad one.