This is exactly what cable news sounds like to me:
I love how they got the news anchor to look like Anderson Cooper. That way you know it’s legit.
This is much more useful than most cable news sources.
Oh my, yes! Linking!
Yup. Which is why I avoid TV news and get MY news from our local paper which, being in Madison, WI, is the birthplace of the Onion. Wait, what? Oh. That explains why no one talking to me about current events makes any sense.
Damn, I love it – funny because it’s true.
And I like the short list for “preventing conflicts with bears” – especially the last entry, “Notify local police of any and all animal sightings.” Sounds exactly like typical boilerplate “if you see something, say something” advice… and… “Hello, police? I just saw a squirrel!”
Which is why I don’t watch cable news.
An on-going serialized novella. Lesbian squirrel harness the power of Swedish disco to erase common sense. When drone strikes, trans-species raptors, and a racist bear all fail, two brilliant college dropouts in a Subaru are mankind’s last hope. We’re probably doomed.
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