…that love is what makes a Subaru.
I prefer vehicles made out of metal. It’s a shame because a Subaru made of metal might appeal to me but one made of love smells like bullshit.
Moreover I’m wearing deodorant that is supposed to smell like wilderness, open air, and freedom. Apparently something has gone wrong because I’ve been working all day in the open air, and all I can smell is sweat. (Which is an honest smell and far less annoying than bullshit.)
Speaking of annoying bullshit; political ads are the irrelevant distilled essence of bullshit painted on a solid block of condescension which is then delivered, screeching like a cat in heat, upside your head. As if an audio visual suppository is supposed to make me like someone? Why? I will not vote for either hope or change any more than I’d buy a car made of love or wipe my armpit with wilderness.
On the other hand I have driven several cars which cause me to experience Fahrvergnügen. One was even a Volkswagen. I sure loved that car; which was made (as all cars should be) out of metal.